Scientologists
Circle I Limbo
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Hipsters
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
PETA Members, Militant Vegans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
The New York Yankees
Circle VII Burning Sands
Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Jerry Falwell
Circle IX Frozen in Ice