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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Personal Hell

Scientologists
Circle I Limbo

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Hipsters
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

PETA Members, Militant Vegans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

The New York Yankees
Circle VII Burning Sands

Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Jerry Falwell
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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